February 2012
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
Stomach: fat
Legs: fat
Arms: fat
Face: fat
Reflection: fat
Me: fat
friend: you can't just judge someone from what music they like
me: yes I can
history teacher: this took place in *names state*
me: oh i know someone who lives there
class: how
me:
class:
me:
class:
We should be able to Text 911, you know, just in...
Teacher: "Where's your book?!" Student: "At home."...
